Last Friday, E2 came home from preschool and said "Well, apparently R is my boyfriend. He kept trying to kiss me all day." (Did you let him? "NO!")
Monday she came home and said that no, R wasn't her boyfriend (Is he still trying to kiss you? "YES!") K was (Does he know that? "No.").
Today she told me that K said he would sit by the girl wearing the prettiest dress, so could she please wear one of her hanna dresses? I wasn't in the mood for a discussion about feminism or a temper tantrum so I said yes and let it go. ("I hope K doesn't know I have this dress!" WTH?")